asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

theletteraesc:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Well, you were probably not going to cough anymore, so there’s that.

theletteraesc:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Well, you were probably not going to cough anymore, so there’s that.

luxwing:

demosexual:

i did it

OH MY GOD

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

proctalgia:

when u walkin and someone wearing too much body spray passes u

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